HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!!

Don't for get to drink some green beer on this momentous day. :)

Oh Yeah, Almost Forgot...

HAPPY LEAP YEAR DAY!!

Enjoy it while it lasts, it won't exist next year!

Post Partum Holiday

It's been a while since I've posted, and that's because I'd been shivering my timbers back home in MO for the holidays. The lowest temperature it got down to while home? 6 degrees. And I've got those frivolous parents who don't like to shell out the money to run the heaters all night, and they weren't none to happy that gas hit 100 dollars a barrel, making their decision not to run the gas powered furnace all the easier, despite me begging.

Now I'm back in LA and while it was a nice warm temp when I touched down at LAX last night, this morning I woke up to gray skies and chilly, wet weather, which I'd thought I'd left behind. All I have to say is, "WTF L.A.? Really, WTF?"

This is All the Decoration I Need

Some dude named Johnny Walker* decided that the best way for me to celebrate Christmas would be to buy the Scotch that bears his name and give it to my friends, complete with the above "complimentary gift tag" to put around the neck of the bottle. Three times apparently, as that's how many they actually saw fit to give me.

I guess I should feel flattered that someone out there thinks I could even afford a bottle of Johnny Walker, but sadly I can't afford one, let alone three. And most of my friends are beer drinkers anyway. And it seems kind of pretentious to think that just because you send someone a gift tag for your product they will feel the need to go out and buy it. Maybe if they'd have sent something useful, like, I dunno, a gift certificate then I would be inclined to check out some Johnny Walker. Alas, they made their mistake in thinking I had more means.

*and I know Johnny Walker is a brand, people.

Bahumbug

What's the internet equivalent of window shopping? Cause that's pretty much all I can afford to do.

On a consumerist perspective, Christmas '07 is going to suck.

Happy Thanksgiving

*Whoops, almost forgot;)

*photo curtosey of I Can Have Cheeseburger.com

Oh Yeah...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!