It'll taste better once it transforms.
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Poop Shoot
I went to Target today and it's in this center called the West Hollywood Gateway where you can also go to Best Buy or have lunch at a few of there cafes (which I did).
Driving into the parking garage I drove past a homeless guy who made me do a double take. "Why?" you ask. Because the guy was bent over, pants around ankles taking a shit. I (pun totally intended) shit you not he was crapping on the sidewalk. What's worse, he was doing nothing to hide it. He was by a tiny, newly planted tree and yet his ass was hanging over the concrete. There was a young black man with dreadlocks who I watched from my rear view mirror sidestep the homeless guy and I couldn't imagine having to walk past that.
I'd known of homeless people crapping on sidewalks, I'd even seen the end result when I was looking for the FedEX building near USC's campus (and then I had to side step a sidewalk that was littered with human excrement). To actually watch another human being crap in full public view, however, was something else. Can't you get arrested for that?
Driving into the parking garage I drove past a homeless guy who made me do a double take. "Why?" you ask. Because the guy was bent over, pants around ankles taking a shit. I (pun totally intended) shit you not he was crapping on the sidewalk. What's worse, he was doing nothing to hide it. He was by a tiny, newly planted tree and yet his ass was hanging over the concrete. There was a young black man with dreadlocks who I watched from my rear view mirror sidestep the homeless guy and I couldn't imagine having to walk past that.
I'd known of homeless people crapping on sidewalks, I'd even seen the end result when I was looking for the FedEX building near USC's campus (and then I had to side step a sidewalk that was littered with human excrement). To actually watch another human being crap in full public view, however, was something else. Can't you get arrested for that?
Friday, June 29, 2007
I GOT ZEE JOB!!
To all my readers: I GOT THE JOB!!! Yeah! And it seems like a really great place to work so I'm truly happy. Thanks for keeping fingers and toes crossed for me. I start Monday so blogging might be sparse but I'll try.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Job Interview
I had a Very Important Job interview today, and I don't capitalize those three words to mock them, it really is a very important job, one that I really, truly want.
I think it went well. I managed to make the head guy laugh and he gave me a copy of a book he liked. I don't know if he gave every interviewee a copy but I'll start reading it just in case.
When you prepare for a job interview you can't help but to go over possible scenarios in your head. Will they ask this? How will they be sitting? Do I really not need that bottle water? Is my fly open? (no, it wasn't). How much ass do I need to kiss? I found that you can psyche yourself out by over doing this so I try to just clear my head and go with what happens when it happens. Of course afterwards I go over everything again and again and nit pick myself but it never helps so I'm trying to stop that as well.
I will find out tomorrow if I got it or not, unlike that last job interview where people have still not called me to confirm or deny employment. At this point I'd have to go with "No" and either way I really want this new job. It's right up my ally and the people seem really really nice and it's actually close to where I live so getting to work would take like, fifteen minutes as opposed to 30+ (depending on whether or not there was an accident on the 101).
Naturally I will let the whole world know either way when I know. Wish me luck:)
I think it went well. I managed to make the head guy laugh and he gave me a copy of a book he liked. I don't know if he gave every interviewee a copy but I'll start reading it just in case.
When you prepare for a job interview you can't help but to go over possible scenarios in your head. Will they ask this? How will they be sitting? Do I really not need that bottle water? Is my fly open? (no, it wasn't). How much ass do I need to kiss? I found that you can psyche yourself out by over doing this so I try to just clear my head and go with what happens when it happens. Of course afterwards I go over everything again and again and nit pick myself but it never helps so I'm trying to stop that as well.
I will find out tomorrow if I got it or not, unlike that last job interview where people have still not called me to confirm or deny employment. At this point I'd have to go with "No" and either way I really want this new job. It's right up my ally and the people seem really really nice and it's actually close to where I live so getting to work would take like, fifteen minutes as opposed to 30+ (depending on whether or not there was an accident on the 101).
Naturally I will let the whole world know either way when I know. Wish me luck:)
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
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