Me, sitting quietly at a PepBoys, reading a book that is clearly NOT the bible.
Random Guy, older fellow, standing next to me, going over a come on line in his head, this is what he comes up with:
Random Guy: "Is that the bible?"
Me: "No."
Random Guy rethinks his strategy, comes up with this: "Do you go to LACC?" (Los Angeles Community College)
Me: thanking god that the electric ratchet tool the PepBoy guys use just came on and I have an excuse to ignore him, under the guise I can't hear.
While I can't say it's the worst come-on line ever (I still have a lot of living to do, knock wood) it ranks up there fairly high.
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